Last Name: Caillou
First Name: Dick Fresh Like
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I CANT BREATHE
This whole movie was one giant pun
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Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
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thanks for unfollowing me ill remember that when im the ruler of hell
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if you have nothing good to say say it
i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies
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im listening
These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled.
When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason, you know, so in the heat of the moment sometimes you’ll hear things like “SHIT ME ON A GODDAMN FUCKING BANANA”
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
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things to say during sex;
- ring ding ding ding dingeringeding
- wa pa pa pa pa pa pow
- hatee hatee hatee ho
- joff tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff
- jacha chacha chacha chow
- kraka kaka kaka kaka kow
- a hee ahee ha hee
- a oo oo oo ooo
Fuck